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Jeremiah was a bullfrog....was a good friend of mine.
The first thing that stands out about the Amazon horned frog is its size. Sometimes they stand over 6 feet tall.
Aye-ayes can be found only on the island of Madagascar. Aye Aye Captain!
Let Bisons be Bisons!
Aardvarks live throughout Africa. If you have a termite problem call 1-800-ardvark.
Asian lions once prowled from the Middle East to India.
The ancient camel question is: One hump or two?
The bald eagle is the proud national bird symbol of the United States.
Howlers are New World monkeys found in tropical Central and South America.
The blue crab tastes great with marinara.
The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. HGH, Steroids and Female Hormones are not needed for this speedster.
It's Electric!
The giant river otter feeds on fish, crabs, and snakes and crabcakes.
Hippopotamuses love water and beer.
Kinkajous live in the tropical forests. Taste great when barbecued.
Orcas, or killer whales or bad boys.
Both black and white rhinoceroses are actually gray. Huh?
Przewalski's horses are the last surviving subspecies of wild horse. Only dangerous if you bet on them to win, place or show.
There are five different species of baboons. All of them live in Africa or Arabia.
The ubiquitous Canada goose is one of the best known birds in North America. It is found in every contiguous U.S. state and Canadian province at one time of the year or another. They crap everywhere!
The Coyote appears often in the tales and traditions of Native Americans—usually as a very savvy and clever beast.
The Great White Tail is the Killer Sharks way of pounding sea lions for lunch.
The Blue Marlin takes from 2 to 8 hours to reel in ... is it worth it?
This large, pudgy mammal is a marsupial, or pouched animal, found in Australia and on scattered islands nearby. Wombats dwell in the alleys on 42nd St. and behind porno theaters in NYC.
The water buffalo gets irate when someone craps on its head.
Domestic cats are weird, finicky and pee on everything.
The overachieving Wallace's Flying Frog wasn't content to just hop and swim. This guy flies with the eagles.
Chimpanzees are our closest living relatives, sharing more than 98 percent of our genetic blueprint. The only difference is they do not have a mortgage payment, credit card bills and politics.
The Golden Cowrie is a marine snail named for its brilliant orange shell. Mostly seen in porno movies at certain camera angles.
The King Vulture is a scavenger. Hamburgers, hotdogs and anything else that falls off of the BBQ grill is his!
Uakaris are small primates with striking bald heads
and bright red faces. I'd be embarrassed too if I had those looks so just leave me alone!
and bright red faces. I'd be embarrassed too if I had those looks so just leave me alone!
Black widows are notorious spiders identified by the colored, hourglass-shaped mark on their abdomens. Several species answer to the name Gloria, my ex-wife!
This freshwater, carnivorous reptile is among the very
earliest alligatoroids known to science. Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you!
earliest alligatoroids known to science. Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you!
Cicadas are probably best known for their buzzing and
clicking noises, which can be extremely annoying when your playing a round of golf.
clicking noises, which can be extremely annoying when your playing a round of golf.
The giant clam gets only one chance to find a nice
home. Once it fastens itself to a spot on a reef, there it
sits for the rest of its boring life.
home. Once it fastens itself to a spot on a reef, there it
sits for the rest of its boring life.
Photographs provided by the compliments of National Geographic!
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