Black bears are North America's most familiar and common bears. Black bears are very opportunistic eaters. Most of their diet consists of grasses, roots, berries, and lost campers

Lions are the only cats that live in groups, which are called prides.

Arapaima is an air-breathing fish that plies the rain forest rivers of South America's Amazon. A real River Monster ...

The Mexican axolotl (pronounced ACK-suh-LAH-tuhl) salamander has the rare trait of retaining its larval features throughout its adult life.

He is pretty miserable with his everyday looks as well.

Elk are also called wapiti, a Native American word that means "light-colored deer" A bull (male) elk's antlers may reach 4 feet above its head,

so that the animal towers 9 feet.

Andean condors are massive birds, among the largest in the world that are able to fly.

Atlantic puffins have penguin-like coloring but they sport a colorful beak that has led some to dub them the "sea parrot" and "Puff the Magic Dragon"

The familiar nine-banded armadillo is the only species that includes the United States in its range. Armadillo is a Spanish word meaning “little armored one” or "switchblade"

 The black-footed ferret could also be called the black-eyed ferret because of the distinctive "stick-em up" mask that adorns its face. He robs banks, casinos and works for the government as the internal Auditor of Finances.

An albatross aloft can be a spectacular site. These feathered giants have the longest wingspan of any bird—up to 11 feet with a penis up to 3.5 feet in some cases.

The giant barb is a river fish been known to reach 660 pounds In Cambodia, the barb appears in ancient temple carvings. Don't mess with the Barb or else you will pay dearly.

King cobras can reach 18 feet  in length, making them the longest of all venomous snakes. Their venom is not the most potent, except for Hillary Clinton's venomous attacks on her prey.

Tasmanian devils have a notoriously cantankerous disposition and will fly into a

maniacal rage when threatened by a predator - just like Hillary Clinton does when she feels threatened by anyone or anything that gets in her way of goals.

The Canada goose is one of the best known birds in North America. It is found in every contiguous U.S. state and Canadian province at one time of the year or another. They have the ability to take down commercial airlines. They crap on everything and everywhere they go!

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