The Sloth is the world's slowest mammal. Imagine a two-toed sloth working the register at your supermarket.
The Warty Newt lives only in Europe. Females,
which are larger than males, can reach 7 inches.
How about a reach-around!
The Wolverine is a powerful animal that resembles a small bear but is actually the largest member of the weasel family. This weasel never pays off it's gambling debts.
The Zebra. Each animal's stripes are as unique as fingerprints—no two are exactly alike.
Wildebeest, or "wild beast," have a menacing appearance presented by its large head, shaggy mane, pointed beard, sharp curved horns and a beautiful ass.
The mustached and long-tusked Walrus is most often
found near the Arctic Circle and beaches
along the coast of New Jersey.
Warthogs are members of the same family as domestic pigs. Hotdog anyone?
Camel spiders are bloodthirsty iraqi pets. During the Iraq war of 2003, and half the size of a large dog, these jockeys carry rocket launchers and phony ID's. They suck blood!
Monarch butterflies are known for the incredible mass migration that brings millions of them to
California and Mexico each winter.
The Toco toucan is at home in South America's tropical forests but recognized everywhere as Fruit Loops.
The platypus is among nature's most unlikely animals. Someone or something unlikely stepped on his face.
Who me? Sifakas are lemurs? Are you sure?
I thought a sifaka was a greek sandwich.
Sperm whales are easily recognized by their massive heads and prominent rounded foreheads.
Imagine how much sperm must be in their head.
Tusoteuthis is a Giant Squid. Over 45 feet long, this squid can produce pounds of delicious fried calamari.
They might be cute, but they Stink!
The taimen is the largest member of the salmonid family, which also includes trout and salmon. These fish are fierce predators that hangout in highschools.
Shaggy, dusty, and unkempt, the reclusive sloth bear makes its home in the forests. This slob just doesn't care about hygene.
This web-footed Gecko has a grasshopper coming out of its mouth. I don't get it?
Hammerhead sharks are predators that use their oddly shaped heads to improve their ability to find prey.
I have met many Hammerheads.
Many Macaws have vibrant plumage. Polly wanna cracker?
Queen angelfish get their royal title from the speckled, blue-ringed black spot on their heads that resembles
a crown or a black headed zit.
These very large, powerful eagles eat Queen Angelfish.
Tapirs look something like pigs with trunks, but they are actually related to horses and rhinoceroses.
The flightless ostrich is the world's largest bird. One egg can serve three people omelets of their choice.
Alligator snappers spend most of their lives in water except on mondays. They hate mondays.
The Atlantic bluefin tuna is one of the largest, fastest, and most gorgeously colored of all the world’s fishes.
Wolves are legendary because of their spine-tingling howl...and you also turn into a wolf if your bitten.
Komodo dragons are the dominant predators on the handful of islands they inhabit, they will eat almost anything...
including your neighbor.
Beelzebufo ampinga, the so-called "devil frog," may be the largest frog that ever lived. Bigger than the toilet bowl, it consumes more crap than the average sized frog.
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